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Category: Humor

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I ordered one box of protein bars, and now AI thinks I’m training for the Olympics.

  • stufflovely
  • Posted on February 7, 2025

It’s pushing me supplements, resistance bands, and ultramarathon hydration packs. I was just trying to stop myself from eating chips for breakfast, not qualify for a triathlon.

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AI saw me buy a bulk pack of toilet paper, and now it assumes I need to build a bunker.

  • stufflovely
  • Posted on February 7, 2025

Look, I just like a good deal, I’m not exactly doomsday prepping—yet.

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I searched for a standing desk, and now AI assumes I run a high-powered tech startup.

  • stufflovely
  • Posted on February 6, 2025

I keep getting ads for luxury ergonomic chairs, blue light glasses, and courses on ‘10x Growth Strategies’. Meanwhile, I’m just trying to not have my spine compressed like an accordion.

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I searched for a yoga mat, and now AI keeps suggesting I buy a Zen retreat in Bali.

  • stufflovely
  • Posted on February 6, 2025

Joke’s on them, I use that mat exclusively to kneel on while scrubbing baseboards.

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I bought a fancy handbag once, and now AI thinks I’m a high-society heiress with a yacht.

  • stufflovely
  • Posted on February 5, 2025

Ma’am, I still use plastic bags as Tupperware, what part of me screams old money?

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I bought a robotic vacuum, and now AI thinks I’m assembling an army of smart appliances.

  • stufflovely
  • Posted on February 5, 2025

Now my ads are for smart fridges, AI-powered coffee makers, and self-watering plant pots. Listen, I just wanted clean floors, not a fully automated home that’ll eventually betray me.

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